Beware: a person next to you in the airport restroom stall might not be doing what you think he is doing. The SkyMall now offers a portable battery powered bidet, designed to satisfy the urges of all types of maniacs.
From the product page:
This little wonder, which comes with its own handy travel pouch, provides a refreshing, pulsating spray of water just where and when you need it.
Your Travel Bidet is ready to go, just open the box and install the included AA battery, then when you are ready to use it… “just add water”. When folded the Sanicare Pocket-Sized Travel Bidet is small enough to easily fit into your pocketbook or briefcase. When extended it provides an ergonomic shape that gives you the reach required for a thorough and comfortable cleansing.
Being able to restore your personal hygiene and comfort after travelling has not always been possible until now; with your personal Sanicare Travel Bidet relief is at hand. Rinsing with water prevents irritation from toilet paper abrasion, incomplete cleansing, perspiration and bacteria, which can cause unpleasant odors. Whether you travel by plane, car, cruise ship or train, you can now feel shower fresh every time after using the restroom.