Hemorr-Ice Gives War on Hemorrhoids a Much Needed Surge

Pictured here is the Hemorr-Ice, a minimally invasive device which claims to help with symptoms of hemorrhoids. Designed to be chilled next to the deli slices in the fridge, the unit can be shoved __ ____ ___ to cool down the burning feeling from within.
Going for 2/$16.99, you can get one for yourself and a friend at Carol Wright Gifts.
(hat tip: bookofjoe)