After six hours of successful overnight negotiations, Paige Ashley Umbehr was elected to our editorial board. Born on 10/23/07 at 11:59 pm, Mrs. P.A. Umbehr will immediately become our Associate Professor of Blogging. Her credentials are impressive: 8lbs 9oz, 19.5″ long posture, and a head full of blond hair. Everyone involved in the negotiations is doing very well. We thank her mom, Dr. Outwater, and her dad (in this order) for the recommendation.
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