Neckpro: Cervical traction meets S&M

Something bothering you? Been feeling the need to hang yourself relieve pressure from your neck lately? Then the Neckpro™ Overdoor Cervical Traction Device could very well be for you.
The device from Pro-Med Products has a “Specially designed head halter for easy application and comfort.” Why couldn’t they design in some dignity? What happens to Grandpa if someone opens the door suddenly?
If you’re willing to shell out $60, you just might find the answer.
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