Hopefully nothing, but then why would we bring it up? We’re willing to admit that this post is a bit of a stretch as far as “emerging medical technology” goes, but what the hey… Besides, we can’t all be posting triple-digit stories like Engadget or Gizmodo boys now, can we?
First on our list of slightly relevant but highly amusing items comes to us via Fat Doctor, who somehow came across a company that sells jewelry shaped like enema equipment. They make great gifts for your [least] favorite nurse or gastroenterologist.
Do you know a forensic pathologist with a sense of humor? Neither do we, but I’m sure they exist (and read our site) and they’d love this welcome mat in the shape of a chalk outline.
Are you tired of your “chest wrinkles” making you look aged and tired? Are you ready to regain the youthful wrinkle fee youth of your adolescent years? Are you confused yet? Then check out this little number:
Chest Wrinkle Inhibitor
Helps to smooth existing chest wrinkles and discourage new ones. This adhesive pad inhibits wrinkles caused by side sleeping. Sleeping on your side can cause chest wrinkles — a sign of aging that you don’t want! This simple solution helps to smooth existing lines and discourage new ones without chemicals or expensive treatments. Smooth skin with hands, then press the adhesive-backed pad into place. The padded design ensures comfort while you sleep and the medical-grade adhesive removes easily in the morning.
So let us get this straight – people will spend their money on the “Chest Wrinkle Inhibitor” but complain about paying their co-pay?!?