Adventures in Computing

Dear Hospital,
First, I’d like to note that your Nurse-Bots, while very helpful, have a tendency to be overly aggressive during sponge baths. Secondly, I’m a busy techno-professional and can’t afford to be unproductive, so I’m writing you to ask that you provide me with a computer and internet access during my stay. Ideally, this contraption would awkwardly hold a 50 pound monitor precariously over my skull. Any help you can give me would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
ErgoQuest 500
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