Lets take a trip down memory lane, back to 1984 when life was good and the air was clean. Hulk Hogan defeated The Iron Sheik for the World Wrestling Federation Championship, President Ronald Reagan was calling for an international ban on chemical weapons, and the sci-fi film Gremlins was taking the box office by storm. Well, it was only a matter of time before life imitated art so ladies and gents, I’d like to introduce to you – GENPET!
The Only Bioengineered Buddy. Available in 7 different personality types.
2. Color Coding
Each personality type of the Genpets has been linked to its respective colour, and that color is then used as a base for each package.
3. Heart Monitor
Each package has a built in low cost heart monitor that is fully functional, with green LED lights and built in speaker.
4. Fresh Strip
Every single package includes an easy to use “fresh gauge”. Four simple blue LED lights display the status of the Genpet™. The display will also display if the Genpet™ has been sitting on the store shelf too long, or if the package circuitry has malfunctioned in some way.
5. Bio-Genica IV System
While the Genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. Each Genpet™ package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.
6. Genpet Restraints
Restraining the pets in their packaging ensures no damage to the product, as well as allowing for optimal consumer viewing.
Heart monitor. . . Freshness strip. . . IV system. . .Restraints? If Ms Bells, my 8th grade History teacher taught me anything, its that those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. So lets review the RULES: 1) Keep your Genpet out of daylight, 2) Never get your Genpet wet, 3) Never, ever, feed your Genpet after midnight!
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(*Genpet™ life may vary depending on temperature and Genpet™ freshness)