The mission of the company involved in development of new “economic frontiers of flesh products and services”:
For the first time in history there is one globally dominant political economy, that of capitalism. BioCom provides goods and services that improve lab productivity and advance biomedical research. Our offerings are designed to help scientists to be the first to publish, patent, or commercialize their discoveries. In this way we hope to assist in the reconfiguration of the body to help it adjust to the intensified rigors of pancapitalist imperatives and to adapt to its pathological social environment. This is BioCom’s goal: to facilitate your success!
Reproduction is spectacularly represented and publicly perceived as an object of surplus that can be produced to meet consumer desire. BioCom offers an array of products and services available directly to the consumer. We feel our rationalized processes of reproduction are superior and more desirable than the nonrational means of reproduction. Our reproductive services line provides a potential family with the best technology available in assisted pregnancy. We also maintain the largest sperm and egg bank in the market.
Many of the site’s pages, such as Pharmaceuticals, begin with biomedical marketing-speak before venturing into fascism and eugenics. It’s overt enough to be funny, but subtle enough to be creepy. We guessed this site was a late-90’s college book report in response to Brave New World. But the authors’ humor still resonates when you notice how many real oganizations named BioCom are really out there.
More from the original satire site…
Other initiatives from the same group… (not safe for work)
Some background on BioCom’s founders…