Apologies Extended

It is with whole sincerity that the Medgadget tech support team apologizes for causing today to be a deeply sad day in publishing history. Late last night, our computer systems suffered a fault, among other things disabling our ability to post new material to the site. This caused us to break from our usual rigorous morning publishing schedule. To those affected by this, we profoundly apologize for the troubles. If your troubles are more acute and require medical assistance, may we suggest browsing through our archives for a medgadget that might help.
The Medgadget Team