Thursday, February 5, 2009

When Scars Aren't Gross Enough

Filed under: OTC , not funny

If you have kids that need to show off their battle scars to the juvenile delinquents back at school, Scabs Bandages got you covered. For four bucks you get twenty pieces to gross out the entire junior high.

The developers of the bandages describe their initial motivation for creating the product:

Scabs Bandages is the result of a good deal of whining, complaining, should we shouldn't we's, procrastination, a few hundred naps and a bold statement that we would not leave this world without leaving something behind for future generations.

The bottom line? We just wanted to do something to solve our midlife crisis and since owning a Porsche was out of the question creating Scabs Bandages was the next best option. [sic]

Product page: Scabs Bandages

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