A Tale of the Tape

Around March 20th, an article about two duct tape wart removal studies was widely published in the media. One study found that covering warts with duct tape could remove them, while a later study found that doing so does not remove them. How much did overtaxed workers have to involuntarily contribute for these studies?

Long ago, I grew up to more than one dozen warts on the sole of each foot after I began showering at a fitness faculty. Self-treatment with an over-the-counter ?wart removal? product only encouraged the spread of wart growth. In desperation, I taped paper napkins soaked with Vitamin E oil to my soles with duct tape and changed this daily. Within less than one month all warts had ?melted? away.

So why do some people have such warts surgically removed, when they seem to barely be able to walk during their healing period?

I am herewith soliciting monetary grants, naturally from private donors because there are overtaxed workers in my circle of family and friends, to conduct two research studies. Someone needs to determine if allowing students to tape their principals to walls with duct tape is an effective tool for teaching creative thinking, mathematics and Chinese? Or do such hangings of principals peel paint off walls and undermine respect and credibility, while taking away from study time and concentration of independent thinking?

"Heroes from the Attic: A Gripping True Story of Triumph"
A Memoir by Herman Neuman
Miraculous Survivor, Author, Inspirational Speaker
American Academy of Experts in Traumatic Stress
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