Friday, March 31, 2006

Breast Implants Banned in the Final Frontier

Filed under: Space Medicine

Virgin Galactic, currently in preparatory stages for its inaugural commercial space flight scheduled for 2008, has decided to rule out prospective cosmonauts who are status post boob job. Sky News quotes Virgin Galactic spokesperson Will Whitehorn:

"We've discovered there may well be issues with breast augmentation."

"We're not sure whether they could stand the trip - they could well explode."

Too bad for spectators. Our prediction: more implants are to follow.

Virgin Galactic website...

(hat tip: The Jawa Report)

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